• Oneliners

    From Outlaw@VERT/OUTWEST to All on Sat Oct 10 08:04:51 2026
    Looks like onliners is down yet again, I have removed it from the Outwest BBS.

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  • From DaiTengu@VERT/ENSEMBLE to Outlaw on Sun Oct 11 08:52:24 2026
    Re: Oneliners
    By: Outlaw to All on Sat Oct 10 2026 08:04 am

    Looks like onliners is down yet again, I have removed it from the Outwest BBS.

    I set up a oneliners database on my BBS. (warensemble.com). When echicken's comes back up, it automatically syncs with his oneliners database. you can go into the config and point it here so there's some data rather than none. :)

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  • From Outlaw@VERT/OUTWEST to DaiTengu on Sun Oct 11 21:13:46 2026
    Re: Oneliners
    By: DaiTengu to Outlaw on Sun Oct 11 2026 08:52 am

    Looks like onliners is down yet again, I have removed it from the Outwest
    BBS.

    I set up a oneliners database on my BBS. (warensemble.com). When echicken's comes back up, it automatically syncs with his oneliners database. you can go into the config and point it here so there's some data rather than none. :)

    I think I still have you setup in there, I will look and if not I'll add it and set it up on yours again, and I will leave it there this time:)

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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to DaiTengu on Mon Oct 12 07:47:50 2026
    DaiTengu wrote to Outlaw <=-

    I set up a oneliners database on my BBS. (warensemble.com). When echicken's comes back up, it automatically syncs with his oneliners database. you can go into the config and point it here so there's some data rather than none. :)

    Distributed OneLinerz! Love it!



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  • From DaiTengu@VERT/ENSEMBLE to poindexter FORTRAN on Mon Oct 12 16:31:22 2026
    Re: Re: Oneliners
    By: poindexter FORTRAN to DaiTengu on Mon Oct 12 2026 07:47 am

    I set up a oneliners database on my BBS. (warensemble.com). When
    echicken's comes back up, it automatically syncs with his oneliners
    database. you can go into the config and point it here so there's some
    data rather than none. :)

    Distributed OneLinerz! Love it!

    That was my original idea, but I don't know if the the way I have it set up will work well once the number of nodes syncing hits critical mass. My other idea was to dump the DB into the SYNCDATA echo whenever there was a change..

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  • From DaiTengu@VERT/ENSEMBLE to Outlaw on Mon Oct 12 16:59:56 2026
    Re: Oneliners
    By: Outlaw to DaiTengu on Sun Oct 11 2026 09:13 pm

    I think I still have you setup in there, I will look and if not I'll add it and set it up on yours again, and I will leave it there this time:)


    looks like there's also a problem on my end. I'll poke at it, but may not be able to fix it fully until tomorrow. We'll see, I guess.

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  • From Outlaw@VERT/OUTWEST to DaiTengu on Mon Oct 12 21:35:26 2026
    Re: Oneliners
    By: DaiTengu to Outlaw on Mon Oct 12 2026 04:59 pm

    I think I still have you setup in there, I will look and if not I'll add
    it and set it up on yours again, and I will leave it there this time:)


    looks like there's also a problem on my end. I'll poke at it, but may not be able to fix it fully until tomorrow. We'll see, I guess.

    Ok, no worries.

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  • From phigan@VERT/TACOPRON to DaiTengu on Tue Oct 13 05:21:38 2026
    Re: Re: Oneliners
    By: DaiTengu to poindexter FORTRAN on Mon Oct 12 2026 04:31 pm

    That was my original idea, but I don't know if the the way I have it set up will work well once the number of nodes syncing hits critical mass. My oth idea was to dump the DB into the SYNCDATA echo whenever there was a change..

    Have you run into the issue where one day all of the oneliners will be different from the previous day, and then some of the ones from that previous day come back? It's like oneliner jumble! Or is that just me?

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  • From DaiTengu@VERT/ENSEMBLE to phigan on Tue Oct 13 09:50:10 2026
    Re: Re: Oneliners
    By: phigan to DaiTengu on Tue Oct 13 2026 05:21 am

    That was my original idea, but I don't know if the the way I have it set up
    will work well once the number of nodes syncing hits critical mass. My
    oth idea was to dump the DB into the SYNCDATA echo whenever there was a
    change..

    Have you run into the issue where one day all of the oneliners will be different from the previous day, and then some of the ones from that previous day come back? It's like oneliner jumble! Or is that just me?

    I haven't. at least, not that I've noticed. Are you hooked into echicken's database, or are you storing your oneliners locally?

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